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Essays and Analyses

2014

A Successful "Negotiation" of Israel/Palestine Peace.  (August 12)
Cutting Through Fukushima Fog: Radiation in U.S.?  (March 3)
 

2013

Capitalism in Crisis: Who are the REAL "Takers"?  (December 28)
Letter to European Friends: Understanding "The Stupid" in U.S. Politics. (October16)
The Momentous Confrontation in Turkey  (June 12) 
Where's the Revolution?  (March 22)

2012

An Activist Chooses to be Active.  (October 29)
A Modest Proposal: Bring Back the Inquisition!  (February 18)

2011

Whirlpool of Crazy: A Letter to European Friends. (July 30)
The Water Is Wide: Building a Revolution.  (June 20)
 

2010

"The Sounds of Silence: Reactions to Political Despair"  (December 8)
WTF?: A Letter to Appalled and Puzzled European Friends.  (October 20, 2010)
"Let's Get Real About the November Election"  (September 24) 
Come the Revolution: Are We There Yet?  (August 4)
Potholes, Petroleum, Pashtuns: Afghanistan As a Local Issue. (June 28)
The Incendiary Danger of Unchecked Power: Bibi as Bullyboy.  (June 12)

Mr. Obama, Tear Down This War!  (May 11)
Rage and Rebellion: How Will the Left Respond? (April 27) 
What Happens When We Don't See the Tipping Points  (April 6)

"The Hurt Locker": When Great Art Meets Lousy Politics." (March 10)
Entering the Scary "Lacuna" of American Politics. (March 4)
Can the Ticking Middle East Conflict Be Defused?  (February 16)
Drifting Toward Catastrophe: A Seven-Headed Beast.  (January 26
Behind the Veils of Power: Hope for Progressives.  (January 12)

 

2009

The Self-Destruction of Barack Obama  (December 15)
"Angler": The Rise and (Finally!) Fall of Dick Cheney   (March 10)
Why the GOP Is Going Down While Seeming to Go Up.  (February 10)
Obama and Gaza: Exiting the Vortex of Violence (January 6)
 

2008

Great Trauma As a Great Teacher: Peering Into the New Year. (December 16)
The Moral Imperative to Change "The System"   (December 9, 2008)
For the GOP, Economic Meltdown May Have Happened a Wee Bit Early.  (December 2) 
When a Country Gets Lost -- And Finds Its Way Back  (November 25)
Getting Through the Coming Depression.  (November 18)
Progressives Have Leverage NOW: Use It Or Lose It.  (November 11).
This Election Could Transform the Country, the GOP, and Capitalism.  (October 28)
A 10-Point Primer for Wavering Voters.  (October 21, 2008)
Foundational Dry-Rot the Work of Greedy GOP Termites.  (October 14)
Twenty-Six Things We Now Know Seven Years After 9/11.   (September 9)
Violating Someone's "Sphere of Influence" Can Be Dangerous.  (September 2).
Lies and Criminality About Justice Department and Georgia -- "So?"  (August 19)
Letter to Democrats Abroad: The Weird Presidential Race at Midsummer.  (August 5),
McCain's Painful Dilemma: Iraq as Vietnam 2.0  (July 29)
McCain and Obama Campaigns Bedeviled by Iraq  (July 15)
The Coming Attack on Iran: A Perfect Storm of Madness  (July 1)
Homage to Izzy Stone: Secrets & Lies  (June 24)
Increasing Signs of GOP Desperation.  (June 17)
Sidney Pollack, Scott McClellan, and the Wars for Oil.   (June 3)
Dumpster-Diving for GOP Quotes (And Their Hidden Meanings).  (May 20)
"What's With Your 'Crazy' U.S. Politics?" -- A Letter to European Friends.  (April 29)
Impeachment Now Or Apocalypse Later?  (April 22)
Naomi Klein's "The Shock Doctrine": Corporatism in Extremis. (April 15)
Things That Go Bump in My Night. (April 1)
Peace May Be Possible In the Post-Bush Middle East. (March 18)
Better Buckle Up! -- CheneyBush's Final 10 Months. (March 4)
Beyond CheneyBush: A Realistic (Cynical?) View of Change  (February 19)
The Sputtering But Still Dangerous CheneyBush Juggernaut. (January 29)
On Running Mates & Other Election Matters.   (January 22)
New Hampshire: U.S. Elections Still in SNAFU Mode.  (January 15)
Two Roads Diverging in 2008: Which Way Will We Go?  (January 8)
 

2007

Bush's Nuclear-Boogeyman Scam  (December 11)
Annapolis & "The Surge": Spinning a Legacy.  (December 3)
CheneyBush Burned Again: Too Near the Plame."  (November 27)
Robert Redford, Julie Taymor: America At War.   (November 20)
Perversions of Power.  (November 13).
Incremental Steps to "The Revolution".
 (November 6)

A "Two-Headed Party." and the Power of a Dime. (October 30)
But WHY Are Our Dem Leaders Such Timid Wimps?  (October 23)
Will Democrats Commit Political Suicide in 2008?  (October 16)
Looking to the 2008 Election: Confusion, Anger, Hope.  (September 18)
Twenty-Two Things We Now Know Six Years After 9/11.  (September 4)
CheneyBush's "Mercenary" Legions.  (August 28)
Bush Bunker Crew's Legacy: "Dangerous Losers"  (August 21)

A News Quiz: Real or Fake?  (August 14)
Rove's Diary: Just Try to Stop Me, Coppers!  (August 7)
Art As Vaccine Against the CheneyBush Virus.  (July 31)

Do You Get It NOW?  July 24)
Inside Bush's "Surge" Diary: Slip-Slidin' Away"  (July17)
Impeaching the Shadow Master. (July 10)
National-Security Breaches: Time for Impeachment.  (July 3)
The Post-CheneyBush "Restoration." (June, 26)
Dems' Timidity May Cost Them Dearly in 2008. (June 19)
Bush Scandals: It's the Politics, Stupid.  (June 5)
Thuggery in Iraq & In a Hospital Room.  (May 22)
The  Roots of Disaster: Impeachment As Remedy. (May 15)
A Meditation on the Building of Walls. (May 8)
Diving Deeper Into the Muck of Bush Scandals.  (May 1)
Noose Tightens on the Bush Bunker Crew (April 17)
Revealing Quotes from "Loyal Bushie" Land  (April 10)

The Iraq Debacle & Abu Gonzo. (March 27)
FBI Lawlessness: "If You Build It, They Will Come"  (March 13)
"Imperial Life in the Emerald City": Origins of the Iraq Disaster. (March 6)
Cheney Is Recklessly "Bob"-ing Iraq & Iran.  (February 27)
Deja Vu All Over Again: Quagmire Alert. (February 20)
On the Lip of the Vortex: Surging to Disaster.  (February 13)
In the Land of Our (Founding) Fathers.  (February 6)
Ten Things Learned Since Dems' Election Victory.  (January 23)
Surging Towards Bethlehem: How to Stop the Madness.  (January 9)
 

2006

Exiting the Rat-Hole: Iraq & CheneyBush  (December 12)
The Limits of Euphoria in a Political Dogfight. (November 21)
The Perfect Storm of Citizen Revulsion.  (November 10)
URGENT! Karl Rove's Last-Minute "Robocalling" Tactic to Steal the Election.  (November 6)
Choose the Future: Which Victory Story Will Run?  (November 7)
Why Voting for Dems Is a Requirement: Pre-Election Scenarios.  (October 31)
Traveling the "National-Security" Route to November 7th.  (October 24)
It's Even Worse, And Better, Than We Thought:
         An Address to Democrats Abroad. (October 17)
The "F" Word and How To Escape From Its Clutches.  (October 3)
Gearing Up for Rove's Pre-Election "Surprises." (September 26)
Control the Dictionary, Control the World.  (September 19)
Twenty Things We Now Know Five Years After 9/11  (August 30)
Bush & Co.: Desperate Desperados. (August 15)

The Fast Lane To Fascism: A Review of John Dean's
        "Conservatives Without Conscience." (August 1)
From Bombs in Beirut to the Ballot Box in November. (July 25)
The dangers and glories of manipulating reality.  (July 18).
Fracturing the Bush Base: A Compassionate Approach.  (June 27)
A Graduation Report: Dems Need to Sharpen Up.  (June 20)
"Groundhog Day" in Asia: Unwinnable Wars.  (June 6).
What's Important:  The Seven Pillars of Misrule.  (May 30)
How to Keep Democrats From Blowing the November Election. (May 9)
Bushism as Greek Drama: "Hubris" and "Tragic Flaws"  (April 25)
Stop Us Before We Kill Again  (April 18)
Bush's Grand Game: A "PNAC Primer" UPDATE  (April 4)
Anti-Semitism and the New "Jews." (March 21)
The Middle East Muddle: Is Peace Still Possible?  (March 14)
Conservatives Are Jumping Ship: Bush Is Going Down. (March 7)
Slicing Away Liberty: 1933 Germany, 2006 America(February 21)
Pushing Them Off the Precipice of Power  (February 14)
Reforming the Democrats -- Or a Third Party?  (January 31)
Weaving the "Why?" Strands: The Bushevik Tapestry  (January 24)
Fear, the Future & the Other F-Word. 
(January 10)

12 Political Insights: A 2006 Starter-Kit
  (January 3)
 

2005

The Would-Be Dictator: How We Got to This Awful Place. (December 20)
It's Time to Play Beat-the-Bully.  (December 6)
Santa Baby, Please Make These Wishes Come True (November 29)
Extreme Bush: The Good, Bad and Ugly (November 22)
Solving the Media Puzzle: A Day in the Life.  (November 15)
Good Night, and Good Luck" -- Joe McCarthy Rides Again. (October 18)
Before the Plamegate Deluge: Honoring Our Journalistic Heroes. (October 11)

"Suppose...": Arguments for an Impeachment Resolution.  (September 28)
GOP Heavies Work the "O.J. Dodge" (Satire) (September 14)
To Those Who Voted for Bush: Do You Get It Now?  (September 6)
Twenty Things We Now Know Four Years After 9/11.  (August 30)
A Cancerous Tumor in the Body Politic: Time for Surgery  (August 16)
U.S. Leaving Iraq? -- It's Still the Politics, Stupid.  (August 3)
Rove-Plame Scandal Leading to Deeper White House Horrors?  (July 19)
A Powerful Man Glimpses His Demons.  (July 12)
Political Pot Pourri: Rove, Impeachment & The Supremes.  (July 5)
15 Things Learned About Bush&Co.: An Impeachment List.  (June 28).
Building a New "Movement": The Downing Street Memos(June 14)
Open Letter to Troops Serving in Iraq.  (May 3)
The 2006 Election Is Happening Right Now.  (April 26)
Leapfrogging from the Sahara to Germany: What Does "Progress" Mean?  (April 19)
Rove's Tricky Decoy Dump.  (March 22)
Bush to U.N.: Screw You! -- Mad Dog Bolton's Nomination. (March 15)
Bush's Weird Tour: A Letter to European Friends.  (March 1)
Taking on the American Taliban.  (February 8)
Post-Inaugural Crimes & The Progressive Posse
.  (January 25)
 

2004

Rummy's Gotta Go -- But Will Bush Hit the Delete Button?  (December 21)
A Southeast Asia Diary: Post-Election Travels. (December 14)
Bush Heads for the Bunker.  (November 30)
To European Friends: Explaining the 2004 Election Disaster.  (November 23)

Let the Rumpus Begin! -- An Oppositional Strategy.  (November 5)
The Three Faces of Election Eve: Choose Your Future.  (November 1) 
Seismic Shifts for Both Parties on November 2.
  (October 25)
Reflections on Loss: My Mom, My Country's Soul.  (October 18)
Primer for the Undecided: Why It's Kerry.   (October 11)

The Two Historical Paths on November 2 -- Choose One.  (October 4)
25 Things We Now Know, Three Years after 9/11.  (August 30)
The White House Horrors:  Why a Kerry Vote is the only Rational Option. (August 23)
Bush's AWOL Scandal: Let's Break Through the Media Barrier.  (August 9)
Letter to European Friends: America's Weird Election Dance.  (July 26)  
Learning from George & Martha: The Art of Slip-Sliding.  (July 19)
Warning: Parallels Between Germany in '33 and America Today.  (July 5) 
Bush's Torture Deceit: What "Is" Is. (June 29) 

No Other Way to Say This: Torture Memos Reveal Fascist Mentality.  (June 15)
Quicker than Viet Nam; Worse than Watergate.  (June 1)
Ellsberg's "Secrets" and Bush's War...  (May 25)
Time Out! A Pause for Longer-Range Thinking.  (May 18)
Horrid Thoughts about Horrid Leaders.  (May 4)
Bush Scandals Are Roiling: Turn Up the Heat!  (April 6)
Bush&Co. Want Us to "Move On" -- So Why Not Take Him Up on It?  (March 16)
The America I Live In: Notes for the Campaign.  (March 2)
The Progressive Primary Dilemma: K, K or E?  (February 24)
How We Got Into This Imperial Pickle: A PNAC Primer.  (February 3)  
Robert S. McNamara, Colin Powell and "The Fog of War"  (January 27)
A Quick Pat on the Back -- Now Into the 2004 Trenches.  (January 6)
 

2003

My New Year's Revolutions.   (December 23)
It's Time for Plame-Case Reporters to Out the Administration Leakers!  (December 16)
East Coast/Left Coast: The Throbbing Political Pulse.  (December 2)

Handicapping the 2004 Race: Wazzup, Democrats.   (November 11)
There Is No "Road Map" to Peace, Only the Hard Road Not Taken.  (October 14)
A Heartening Visit to Texas, Home of the Original Bush Whoppers.  (September 20)
Bush's Foreign Policy: "There Must Be Some Way Out of Here"  (September 20)
America Two Years after 9/11: 25 Things We Now Know.  (August 19)  
The Past Is Present: Watergate, Vietnam & Iraq.  (August 5)  
On the Advisability of Holding One's Nose When Voting.  (July 14)
Re-Lighting the Torches of America's Soul.  (June 30)
Germany In 1933: The Easy Slide Into Fascism.  (June 9)  
How We Got Into this Imperial Pickle: A PNAC Primer.  (May 26)
Depression -- And Its Activism Antidote -- Will Lead to Bush's Downfall.  (April 7)
Anyone Detect a Familiar Odor in the Air?:  The Vietnam Connection.  (March 31)
A Vietnam-era Dad Talks to His Protesting Son.  (March 24)
Open letter to Bush: You are disgracing America: Resign or Be Impeached.  (March 20)
How to Swagger & Bully Your Way to Disaster: Bush's Foreign Adventurism.  (March 6)
Letter to the Grandkids: How Did We Get to War With Iraq?   (February 27)
Bush Knows the Jig is Up:  So Let's Hurry on to Baghdad.   (February 20)

Artistic Sign Language: Signs of the Coming Bush Fall.  (February 13)
Arrogance:  What is it Good For? Absolute Disasters!  (February 6)
The Five Fingers of Focus: Examining Bush & Co.'s Real Motives.  (January 30)

Ellsberg's 'Secrets' and Bush's War: An Intersecting History.  (January 9)
 

2002

Through a Glass Lightly: 10 Hopeful Cracks in the Bush Facade.  (December 5)
Open Letter to the Fledgling 'Movement'    (November 22)
The Election Results: Which News Story Would you Prefer to Read  November 6?  (October 25)

It's Crank-It-Up Time! An Urgent November 5th Call to Action.  (October 11)
An American Jew's Open Letter to Hanan Ashwari: Is Mideast Peace Still Possible?  (September 2)
The Charnel House Future: Why Bush Must Be Stopped Now.  (September 2)  
Twenty Things We've Learned Nearly One Year After 9/11.  (August 1) 
The Tarantula Tango: Despair & Hope in the Body Politic.  (July 9)
Talkin' About the F-Word (Redux).   (June 24) 
Why Is America Behaving This Way? -- A Letter to European Friends.  (May 17)
Time Out! A Pause for Longer-Range Thinking. (April 25)
An American Jew Talks About His Shame.  (April 3)
Focusing the Anger: An Open Letter to Democrats & Progressives. (February 8)
George W. and "The Vision Thing"  (January 24)
 

2001

Talkin' About the F-Word  (December 5)

 


Reviews

Book Reviews:

Entering the Scary "Lacuna" of American Politics: A Review of Barbara Kingsolver's "The Lacuna"  (March 4, 2010)

Barton Gellman's "Angler": The Rise and (Finally!) Fall of Dick Cheney (March 10, 2009)

Naomi Klein's "The Shock Doctrine": Corporatism in Extremis (April 15, 2008)

Rajiv Chandrasekeran "Imperial Life in the Emerald City": Origins of the Iraq Disaster (March 6, 2007)

The Fast Lane to Fascism: A Review of John Dean's "Conservatives Without Conscience"  (August 1, 2006)

Daniel Ellsberg's "Secrets" and Bush's War: An Intersecting History (May 25, 2004)

Germany in 1933: The Easy Slide Into Fascism: A Review of Sebastian Haffner's "Defying Hitler"  (June 9, 2002)
 

Film Reviews:

"The Hurt Locker": When Great Art Meets Lousy Politics (March 9, 2010)

Sidney Pollack, Scott McClellan, and the Wars for Oil: A Review of the film "Three Days of the Condor  (June 3, 2008)

Robert Redford, Julie Taymor: America at War: Review of films "Lions for Lambs" and "Across the Universe"  (November 20, 2007)

George Clooney's "Good Night, and Good Luck" -- Joe McCarthy Rides Again (October 18, 2005)

Robert S. McNamara, Colin Powell and Errol Morris' "The Fog of War"  (January 27, 2004)
 



The "Diaries"/"Memos"

A Peek Inside Sarah Palin's Diary.   (December 22, 2009)
Peeks Into the Diaries of the Candidates and Hank Paulson.  (October 7, 2008)
Inside Bush's Diary: Lame Ducks & Lame Dems  (July 22, 2008)
Rove's Diary: Just Try to Stop Me, Coppers!  (August 7, 2007)
Inside Alberto Gonzales' Diary: My Dementia Defense  (April 24, 2007)
Inside Rove's Diary: Strangle That Censure Baby.  (March, 2006)
Scooter Libby's Diary: Come And Get Me, Coppers! (November 1, 2005)
Karl Rove's Diary: Escaping the Lame-Duck Trap.  (June 7, 2005)
Rove's Modest Proposal: How to Initiate a Stealth Draft.  (January 4, 2005)

Rove's Election Diary: Taking Care of the Blue People.  (November 8, 2004)
Rove's Campaign Diary: "Time for Those 'Surprises'!"  (July 13, 2004)
Inside Karl Rove's Diary: Spinning the Web of Victory  (January 13, 2004)
Inside Bush's Diary: "Things Are Spinning Out of Control!"
  (October 21, 2003) 
Inside Karl Rove's Diary:  "Things Aren't Going So Well"
  (September 2, 2003)
A Peek Inside Bush's Post-War Diary: "F*** Impeachment!"
 (June 16, 2003)
Paul Wolfowitz's Confidential Memo on Post-Iraq Plans -- A Satire
  (April 14, 2003)
Inside Donald Rumsfeld's Diary: Damn Powell!  Let's Roll!
  (March 13, 2003)
Inside Saddam Hussein's War Diary: Hot Damn! It's Showtime!
  (January 16, 2003)
Inside Karl Rove's Election-Night Diary.  (November 6, 2002)
Saddam 's Diary: "I Don't Have to Show You No Stinkin' Anything
!"  (August 8, 2002)
Inside Bush's Diary: The Sucking Sound of Quicksand.  (July 25, 2002)
A Peek Inside Dick Cheney's Personal Diary.  (June 20, 2002)

Confidential Memo from Kenny Boy to Georgie Boy: "Welcome to the Club!"  (May 24, 2002)
A Peek Inside Colin Powell's Personal Diary. (May 3, 2002)
Another Peek Inside Osama bin Laden's Diary. (March 29, 2002)
Inside Bush's Diary: Bobbin' and Weavin' Over Enron.  (January 29, 2002)

A Peek Inside Osama bin Laden's Diary.   (January 9, 2002)
A Peek Inside Bush's Personal Diary: Notes on the War.  (November 27, 2001)


The "Shallow Throat" Conversations

"Shallow Throat": Has "The Revolution" Started?  (November 10, 2011)
"Shallow Throat": Obama, the GOP and "Potomac Fever".  (March 24, 2010)
"Shallow Throat" On Obama and GOP Obstructionism  (January 27, 2009)
"Shallow Throat": Is Obama Turning Into Bush Lite?  (May 27)
"Shallow Throat" On Obama and GOP Obstructionism (January 27)
"Shallow Throat": McCain Is a "Catastrophe Waiting to Happen"  (August 12, 2008)
"Shallow Throat" Sizes Up the Dem/GOP Candidates.  February 5, 2008)
"Shallow Throat": Dems' Cave-In Is Truly Scary.  (May 27, 2007)
"Shallow Throat":  Playing Chicken on the Big Stage.  (April 2, 2007)
"Shallow Throat": Don't Let Dems Drink Bush's Iraq Kool-Aid. (December 28, 2006)
"Shallow Throat" on Nov. Vote: It's Now or Never.  (August 8, 2006)

"Shallow Throat" on the GOP Meltdown: Turn Up the Heat!   (May 16, 2006)
"Shallow Throat": Do Dems Have a Death-Wish?  (January 17, 2006)
"Shallow Throat": Ratchet It Up, Take 'Em Down. (November 8, 2005)
"Shallow Throat:"  Wounded, Cornered Animals are Dangerous.  (June 21, 2005).
"Shallow Throat": Reports from the Slimy Bush World.  (February 22, 2005)
A Gleeful Shallow Throat Reveals "Rehnquist's Defeat-Bush Memo."
  (September 6, 2004)
Shallow Throat to Kerry: Don't Torture Bush, Just Abuse Him. 
(June 23, 2004)
Shallow Throat to Dems: "One Chance, Don't Blow It"  (February 10, 2004)
"Shallow Throat" Tells How Bush Can be Defeated in 2004.  (September 30, 2003)
"Shallow Throat" Advises Democrats to Bring It On Big-Time.  (July 18, 2003)
"Shallow Throat" Returns to Tell Dems How to Take Bush Down
.  (May 12, 2003)
"Shallow Throat:" Bush & Co. Arrogance Will Lead to their Undoing
.  (December 11, 2002)
 
"Shallow Throat" Savages Dem Leaders and Reveals Bush Strategy. (October 16, 2002)
"Shallow Throat"  Reveals Bush & Co.'s Weak Spots.  (June 9, 2002)


The "Dummies"*/"Primers" Parodies

A Current Events Primer, May-2005 Edition.  (May 17, 2005)
A Primer in Quagmires: The Iraq & Vietnam Debacles.  (January 11, 2005)
Bush's 2004 Scandals for Dummies.  (June 8, 2004)
Current Events for Dummies.  (November 18, 2003)
Us-Iraq Policy for Dummies.   (April 28, 2003)
 2002 Politics Summed Up for Dummies.  (December 19, 2002)
Bush's War on Iraq for Dummies.  (October 4, 2002)

The Bush 9/11 Scandal for Dummies  (June 1, 2002)
The Intifadeh and Israel for Dummies  (April 16, 2002)
"The Middle East for Dummies"  (March 18, 2002)

"The 'War on Terrorism' for Dummies"  (March 3, 2002)

*Editors' Note:  We recently received an email letter from John Wiley & Sons, publisher of the "...For Dummies" books, demanding that Crisis Papers stop using that title in our parodies. We have agreed to do so. We are listing the old titles here, as that is how they were published at the time both at Crisis Papers and on numerous other websites over which we have no control. John Wiley & Sons is the official holder of the trademarked title "For Dummies," and we now have so indicated on all the Weiner articles to which we have access that have used that term.


Satires, Fantasias & Parables

A Successful "Negotiation" of Israel/Palestine Peace.  (August 12, 2014)
Bush's Testimony Before the Truth and Reconciliation Commission.  (June 10, 2008)
Bush At His Shrink: The Lame-Duck Session.  (May 20, 2008)
A Western Fable: Waist-Deep in the Big Muddy (Again).   (March 25, 2008)
George's Christmas Carol.  (December 18, 2007)
Bush At His Shrink: The Nightmares Continue.  (September 11, 2007)
The Post-CheneyBush "Restoration." (June 26, 2007)
GOP Elders Take That Long Walk to the White House: Transcript. (January 30, 2007)
Dick Cheney's "Modest Proposal" to Round Up More Troops (Satire).  (January 16, 2007)
Chestnuts Roasting in an Iraqi Fire (A Fantasia).  (November 28, 2006)
Bush's Post-Election Session With His Shrink.  (November 14, 2006)
"The Flying Wi-Fi" -- Working Out the Bugs  (September 12, 2006)
Bush Awards Himself the Medal of Freedom.  (August 23, 2006)
Five Intercepted NSA Communiques Revealed (Fiction)  (July 4, 2006)
Cheney Testifies before the Truth and Reconciliation Commission  (May 23, 2006)
Bush Visits His Shrink, Session #2.  (April 11, 2006)
Bush Takes Heat on Oprah's Couch (A Satire) (February 7, 2006)
Those Secret Torture-Prisons: A Modest Proposal. (December 13)
Flash: GOP Swept from Power in 2006: Impeachment Looms.  (May 31, 2005).
Rumsfeld Gets Grilled at Truth & Reconciliation Hearing,  (March 22, 2005)
Probing for Answers to What Ails Us: The Incident (Fiction). (March 8. 2005)
Secret Rightwing Agenda Unearthed & The Liberal Resurgence (Fiction?) (February 15, 2005)

Bush's Inaugural Address -- After a Spritz of "B.S. Away!" (January 18, 2005)
Bush Rehearses for Debates: The Mysterious Transcript
.  (October 27, 2004)
The Great Pall & Its Fall: A Not-So-Grim Tale
.  (September 13, 2004)
Transcript of Bush/Cheney Testimony Before the 9/11 Commission -- A Satire.  (April 27, 2004)
Up, Up and "B.S. Away!" (April 13, 2004)
"B. S. Away!" -- The Miracle Truth-Spray (February 17, 2004)
How War was Averted at the Last Minute: Bush's "Victory" Speech.  (March 13, 2003)
Spot on the Johnny:  The Latest Anti-Terror Weapon.  (December 29, 2002) 
 
Advance Draft of Bush's Astounding 9/11-Anniversary Speech.  (August 22, 2002)
The "Alice Documents": Inside the Mideast Negotiating Room.  (April 10, 2002)
A Candid Interview With President Bush: A Fantasia of Hope.  (March 26, 2002)
The "Shallow Throat" Documents: A Pre-9/11 Scenario.  (February 21, 2002)
GOP Anger at President Gore's War Actions.  (November 15, 2001)
What Bush Should Have Said.  (October 14, 2001)
 

 



 


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